There are several parts to my upcoming war against those things which keep a great chick from being as great as she can be. Some are very personal. But I've decided to start dishing the dirt in the quest of gathering more "troops" in my good fight. We all need a little help from our real friends and I hope you will become one of those.
Where to begin? Well, for those of you who don't realize this, the gays are the ones who have made every Diva a diva since the dawning of divas. Cher, Bette, Dolly, Judy, Tina, Madonna, Gaga...ALL of these Divas would not be where they are today if not for the gays. You get the gays, you get the women. You get the women, you get the men.
Thus, I've decided to concentrate on extending my gay audiences by creating a FABULOUS new gay matchmaking event that I plan to tour with very soon. It's called "Cher's Royal Gay Matchmaking Court." At this event, single gay men will be entertained while being able to give contact info to potential love interests with whom they might enjoy a long-term relationship. It's a fun alternative to the bar scene, which is mainly for one-night hook-ups. I'm hoping to help them find marriage material.
My first event of this kind is coming on April 5th, 2015 at a beautiful venue called "Ron DeCar's Event Center." I don't have the official flier yet, so I'll post the idea I gave to the artist for now. I'll post his final rendering when I receive it.
I'm also embarking upon a promotional performance frenzy wherein I will be doing my "Cher" thang at every gay-friendly venue who will welcome me. My first of these is a very special birthday bash for my dear friend and colleague, Bill Janisse. It's this Sunday and here's the beautifully crafted flier:
I'll post pics on my next blog. Meanwhile, I've got so much more to "Cher" with you about my new musical, my cosmetic surgery, my personal journey (which is really an epic tale of strangeness) and some of the most interesting people I've met in a long time, including a famous comic and the most highly regarded numerologist in the world!
But I need to build up my readership before I drop some of the HUGE bombs I feel inclined to blow up! So, I am asking for your help in getting people to join this blog. The bombs I will be dropping are worthy of a worldwide audience, but I'd be happy with a few thousand followers. I promise you, it will be worth the read...
My next blog post will occur when I reach 100 followers. So, I hope you'll help me out!
Here we go! Yay!
Heidi
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